How cooked is your timeline?

Paste any X handle. We read the latest posts and score the brain rot, then count how much is shipping versus talking about shipping.

We read recent public posts, score them on the spot and store nothing. Jokes about posting habits, never about people.

Prod in a chef hat, frying a brain in a pan

Now find out who survives with you

Survival Squad

The AI took over prod. Your 6 closest X mutuals are all you’ve got. Who survives?

What you get

@example_builder83% rotFully Cooked

“You said "insane" 9 times in 50 posts. The word has left the building.”

Prod in a chef hat, frying a brain in a pan

A made-up handle. Yours comes with a card to post and a link to send.

Brain Rot Scanner: how cooked is your X timeline? · VibeJunk